hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I'm jealous of your bromance
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
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So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
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He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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