somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Found your dick twin last night
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
Randomize
