I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
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