So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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