I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
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