i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
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At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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