We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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