Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
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Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I need a beard to bite.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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