Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
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