You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
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Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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