David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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