Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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