Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
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