quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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