suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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