Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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