Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
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