you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Randomize
