Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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