He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
we're so committed to being not committed
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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