The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
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My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
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I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here