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• (626): View more from California

  You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  i came on her dog

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.

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  i realized i waste a lot of time

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor

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• (858): View more from California

  Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.

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• (604): View more from British Columbia

  Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this

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