I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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