I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He felt like a one man threesome
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
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i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring