He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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