it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I want to be your penis for a week.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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