i think i have herpe
just one?
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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