do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
We're using joints as your birthday candles
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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