you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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