OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Do vagina's smell?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Welp last night I made out with the guy who slices my deli meat at publix. I'm sure there's a joke there but I'm too hungover to find it. Go noles.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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