so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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