my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
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