you turned your livingroom into a bong?
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
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Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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