dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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