Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
I kept petting the scarves and telling customers to "feel that shit"
Stop drinking at work.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
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