So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
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