What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
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