There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
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