i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
What do you mean you don't pregame your bikini waxes?
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
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