Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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