I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
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And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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