Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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