ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
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i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
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Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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