I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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