did you get engaged???
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
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