no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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