I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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