Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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