Sry I called you an 8
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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