Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
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