no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
you win again, gameday.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
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