i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
well I can't set my house on fire every night
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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