what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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