are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
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She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
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There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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