I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
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All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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